Cousin Ryan and I were out getting distributing flyers (see previous post) and probably got every car in a 4 block radius. Awesome =]
THEN crazy shit happened.
We were walking between the library and Harney when some guy runs out of Harney hella fast. Being confused, I fucking see this huge furry thing run towards this tree. It looked like this:

thought it was too damn big to be a raccoon, but upon closer look it in fact was, and it looked kinda like this:

We shitted at how HUGE it was and it gave us some nasty thizz face ready to pounce. We looked at the rest of the tree and there were i swear on my life, 3 other ones looking right at us ready to attack. THEY LOOKED LIKE THIS I SWEAR:

This shit needs to be on USF connect, raccoons will fuck you up. Serious.
On a side note, we saw people getting it on in a car as we passed by. BUT the moral of the story is instead of worrying about tuition, or rapists hiding in the bush, we gotta worry about the raccoon mafia that lives in the trees.
Pocahontas isn't fooling me this time with her evil intentions. And Her friend Meeko knows what that "t" stands for: TASTY.

Get that thing away from your kids!!!one!1shift1!1eleven!1!
BE AWARE and BE SAFE <3